Do you know what you are?
You are what you is
If you’re a bull mastiff
You ain’t Pekingese
You ain’t what you’re not
Like it or not
You lot is your lot
And that’s all you got
A young Bichon Frisé
That her owner named Rita
Though she’d prefer
to become an Akita
She straightened her hair
Filed up her fangs
Lifted some weights
Cut off her bangs
She worked on her vocals
produced a deep roar
Growled at her owner
“I ain’t no lap dog no more!”
Do you know what you are?
You are what you is
If you’re a Rottweiler
You ain’t Pekingese
You ain’t what you’re not
Like it or not
You lot is your lot
And that’s all you got
A foolish Rottweiler
Patrolled a junk yard
Til one day he woke up
Sick of being a guard
He went down to Freddie’s
Canine Couture
Told Freddie to give him
Some lap dog allure
Freddie puffed up his ear flaps,
Buffed up his nails,
Put in some new dentures
And a pom on his tail.
Freddie accomplished
That Rottweiler’s goal
When they saw him coming,
Called the Weirdo Patrol.
Do you know what you are?
You are what you is
If you’re a Rottweiler
You ain’t Pekingese
You ain’t what you’re not
Like it or not
You lot is your lot
And that’s all you got
