Tag Malcolm McCollum

And Screw the Mountain, He Said, I Wants a Lake Shore

And Screw the Mountain, He Said, I Wants a Lake Shore – by Autumn Noelle Hall so this is me laying you out, old friend like an almost smile on that Lake Shore eyes squinchy-closed guitar hands folded so’s you looks like you’s listening to glistening riffs of jazz just-sailing off a river of moonlit keys like your belly be full of the best momo soup any Nepalese joint could

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Memory Holes

Back in the early 1970s, I wrote a talking blues. I had gotten to be a halfway decent picker, and I managed to record the song acceptably, I thought. My old friend Andy Abbott was passing through town, and we sat down with a couple of Manhattans to listen to it: Talking Thomas Edison Back in the 19th Century, in the beautiful state of old New Jersey A man name

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If It Ain’t Got That Swing – Jazz Then and Now

  The Aim Was Song Before man came to blow it right The wind once blew itself untaught, And did its loudest day and night In any rough place where it caught. Man came to tell it what was wrong: It hadn’t found the place to blow; It blew too hard – the aim was song. And listen – how it ought to go! He took a little in his

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First Aid: The Bones of Freshman Composition

To Be or Not to Be? If someone asked me to tell the story of my life, I might begin like this: I was born in Evanston, Illinois, in 1942. I have been told that my father came home from the hospital saying over and over, “It’s a boy! It’s a boy!” There is no record of how my mother felt about this fact. I was soon to be made

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All the Time

I like to stand outside in the winter night, a glass of gin in my hand, and watch the sky go by above me, half moon a white lemon with its companion star, the star two stars, then one if I concentrate while the clouds veil and unveil it all, and my focus shifts between them and the sumac branch, furry and bare, and the sky, never the same from

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2018: The World According to Google

Here’s what aliens probably look like: Trump Defends His Mental Capacity, Calling Himself a ‘Genius’ It’s so hot in Australia that bats’ brains are frying ‘This place is a shithole’ projected onto Trump hotel, with emojis Memphis Megachurch Pastor Andy Savage Admits to Sexually Assaulting Teen in Past, Says He Repented Immediately He ate raw fish almost every day — until a 5-foot-long tapeworm slithered out of his body Pet

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