When I was but a puppy A grizzled elder said, “If pretty puppesses you chase You’ll find you’re better dead; Enjoy them from a distance, Keep them a sight to see.” But I was but a puppy, No use to talk to me. When I was still a puppy That same old dog advised, “if […]
When I Was But a Puppy: A. E. Zigmund Read More »
It little profits that an idle pooch, on this old porch, on such a paltry street, Wifeless and alone, I but dispense Reproof and caution to mere passers by, That, deafened by their earbuds, pay no mind. This idleness offends my soul: Slurp Every final drop I will from out life’s bowl; Each day I’ve
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Who is Sylvia? Just a cat Infesting my domain; Master put out the welcome mat, Declared her chatelaine, Despite my urgent caveat. Which proved, I own, groundless at best; Our Syl’s a gentle queen, Instructs us all in peaceful rest, Is very seldom seen Or heard, and always self-possessed. Such qualities, in a word, define
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My neighborhood’s an endless source of news, And I’m hard pressed to keep on top of it. Each detail on each street I must peruse, So I’m confused by those who do the opposite. A few short years ago when I would hear Some human talking to the air around, I’d think them mad, and
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We’ve got the sun to warm the morning We’ve got the moon to light the night We’ve got cans of chicken livers When we need a little bite We’ve got baskets full of chew toys To help the time elapse What ain’t we got? We aint’ got naps. We get dragged off to the dog
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Whose lawn this is I neither know Nor care, for from his bungalow He will not see me stooping here To decorate new-fallen snow. His window glowing blue, I fear, Means he will only see and hear Recordings from some distant site, Nothing alive and nothing near. Within his cave of flickering light On this
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